Apparently there’s gonna be some high ranking sergeant at my Commander’s Call tomorrow

I know I’m going into the military but that doesn’t mean I’m used to high-ranking people yet and I am so nervous omg D:

notes to self, make sure you report as ordered and practice the Airman’s Creed again and also have the Core Values memorized and don’t screw this up

gaylienz
ironicstrifes:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THAT MEANS A CHARMANDER IS A CHAMELEON SALAMANDER WITH AN R TO MAKE IT CHAR LIKE FIRE AND THEN BULBASAUR IS A oh just like a leaf bulb on a dinosaur what the fuck gamefreak

I always thought Charmander was
charred + salamander
Which follows the pattern of
charred + chameleon = Charmeleon
charred + lizard = Charizard
But your idea works too.

ironicstrifes:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THAT MEANS A CHARMANDER IS A CHAMELEON SALAMANDER WITH AN R TO MAKE IT CHAR LIKE FIRE AND THEN BULBASAUR IS A oh just like a leaf bulb on a dinosaur what the fuck gamefreak

I always thought Charmander was

charred + salamander

Which follows the pattern of

charred + chameleon = Charmeleon

charred + lizard = Charizard

But your idea works too.

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

spyroforlife:

Oh hey, I found a KASU in Animorphs #29 The Sickness

Just minor, but when Cassie morphed into the Yeerk, she mentioned that she was blind and deaf. But Yeerks aren’t deaf. We’ve read from Esplin’s point of view before, and according to him, Yeerks can hear, smell, and feel things just fine. They just don’t have an understanding of sight until they enter a host.

So yeah, maybe Cassie just didn’t hear anything because she wasn’t used to Yeerk senses, but they definitely aren’t deaf.

My hc is Yeerks have a different hearing range than humans (especially since they use sonar and are said to communicate with ultrasonic squeaks) and so from Cassie’s perspective they’re deaf because they can’t hear human speech and other sounds she’s used to

Ah yes, fair point. I was just thinking that, Yeerks communicate in ultrasonic squeaks and that may really be the only sounds they (or at least their instincts) care about.

(and i read your tags it’s okay I make up headcanons to explain literally anything in my fandom as well and it’s ruining my life)

Oh hey, I found a KASU in Animorphs #29 The Sickness

Just minor, but when Cassie morphed into the Yeerk, she mentioned that she was blind and deaf. But Yeerks aren’t deaf. We’ve read from Esplin’s point of view before, and according to him, Yeerks can hear, smell, and feel things just fine. They just don’t have an understanding of sight until they enter a host.

So yeah, maybe Cassie just didn’t hear anything because she wasn’t used to Yeerk senses, but they definitely aren’t deaf.

twalertspurkal
homedog3000:

skammunistparty:

beepony:

popstick:

bloominrose:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.
1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%)
Source2nd Source 
Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.
1. Louisiana2. South Carolina3. Mississippi4. Texas5. Alabama
So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

Summary of me since I live in a red state.

“Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. ”
this is pretentious as fuck holy shit

listen here you little shit

Hey OP I’d just like to remind you that most NASA operations are based in these states

fun fact: southern accents are regional, and where I live in Alabama it’s actually pretty extreme for someone to have a prominent southern accent. On top of that I doubt you’d even be able to tell I’m from/live in Alabama if I wouldn’t tell you. I love the south. It’s beautiful and there are so many kind and caring people. Of course there are some annoying rebels/southern baptists, but you’re going to have annoying stereotypes everywhere. As a whole, we have great food, great people and great scenery. It’s honestly awesome to live here.

I was hoping this was going to just become a metaphor for racism or something but wow
Okay OP you can say what you want but I’ve been in the South all my life and I’m nineteen now, scored a 95 on my ASVAB, and have been sworn into the Air Force where I’m guaranteed a job for at least 6 years. What have you done with your life lately?
"omg if you live in certain states you’re automatically bad" what kind of logic is that? -_-

homedog3000:

skammunistparty:

beepony:

popstick:

bloominrose:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.

1) West Virginia (17.1%)
2) Arkansas (18.8%)
3) Mississippi (19.4%)
4) Kentucky (19.7%)
5) Louisiana (20.3%)


Source
2nd Source 

Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.

1. Louisiana
2. South Carolina
3. Mississippi
4. Texas
5. Alabama

So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

Summary of me since I live in a red state.

Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. ”

this is pretentious as fuck holy shit

listen here you little shit

Hey OP I’d just like to remind you that most NASA operations are based in these states

fun fact: southern accents are regional, and where I live in Alabama it’s actually pretty extreme for someone to have a prominent southern accent. On top of that I doubt you’d even be able to tell I’m from/live in Alabama if I wouldn’t tell you. I love the south. It’s beautiful and there are so many kind and caring people. Of course there are some annoying rebels/southern baptists, but you’re going to have annoying stereotypes everywhere. As a whole, we have great food, great people and great scenery. It’s honestly awesome to live here.

I was hoping this was going to just become a metaphor for racism or something but wow

Okay OP you can say what you want but I’ve been in the South all my life and I’m nineteen now, scored a 95 on my ASVAB, and have been sworn into the Air Force where I’m guaranteed a job for at least 6 years. What have you done with your life lately?

"omg if you live in certain states you’re automatically bad" what kind of logic is that? -_-