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renousim

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a meth kingpin in America would probably be so small potatoes that L wouldn’t care to even get involved  but if he DID  yeah no Walt would have been figured out and caught within days  L’s whole schtick was that he’s solved every case he’s taken on  cases that no one else could figure out and seemed dead in the water and he just swooped in and figured it out  if he could figure out who was the one guy living in one specific area of Japan carrying out supernatural murders from a distance  he can catch this guy lmao c’mon  death note  breaking bad 



Asked by Anonymous:

What if while the buttercups are having a meeting doc and ren were fucking in the sniffer cave underneath them and ren wasn't able to keep quiet so the buttercups discover the sniffer cave only to see ren getting backshots by doc in sniffer onesies and its the most awkward thing ever

that WOULD be hilarious oh my god

Buttercups just awkwardly standing there wondering if they should say something or just wait until they’re uhh. Not occupied

for the one-shot I’m writing rn in the cigar lounge, I actually do plan for no one to walk in exactly, but I want to do a little extra bit at the end where Scar enters the camp and hears them, realizes what he’s hearing, and just quickly leaves and warns the other two that they need to reschedule because there are THINGS HAPPENING, PRIVATE THINGS. He has no clue where the two actually are but he DOES know he doesn’t want to bother them :’) So war postponed, they’ll come back later

(and that’s why it ends up taking hours for them to catch the Buttercups actually having a meeting lmao)

rendoc  hermitshipblr  nsfw  anons 





murdercore-powerfuneral

One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

murdercore-powerfuneral

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

commercialpunk

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Sorry prev, but your tags were good and I felt like everyone should get to read them

mythbusters was so good  one day I will just sit down and watch a bunch of episodes again  that one where they looked at 'evidence' against the Moon landing and tore it to pieces was so good 



prokopetz

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

xeansicemane

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

vexwerewolf

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yeah like honestly chocolate and alcohol and whatever else isn't that good for us either  we just don't care lmao  humans will poison themselves to the point of making their brain malfunction  and then go 'that was fun let's do it again some time' 


lambylingames

the fun thing about the vastness of skyrim is that every new save you make is unique in its own way! for example my current save likes to crash whenever i cross a stone bridge. i can go UNDER the bridge. or next to it. those things just do not like my gay little elf feet touching them directly

lambylingames

if people are liking this i want to hear stories about the very and oddly specific ways todd has tried to nerf you i know in the last 10+ years it aint just me

lambylingames

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lambylingames

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literally every single reply to this post is golden but i needed to highlight the extremely cursed ones thank you

prime8slate

#once a dragon started attacking me as I was moseying down a dirt road
#there were guards in the road who got aggroed
#they joined the fight and naturally got in the way of my AOE magic attacks
#it triggered a bounty of course
#I was high level so these guards couldn’t do shit while I took out the dragon
#then i murdered the last guards to get rid of witnesses and thus end the bounty
#but the bounty didn’t go away and i was looking around for bugged guard
#expecting to find one in a tree or something
#but i’m being attacked from behind
#it’s one of the guards goddamn horses
#i kill it
#on screen i get the message
#you killed the last witness, bounty removed
#or something like that
#anyway so the horse was the last witness

curlicuecal

Some more highlights from the reblogs:

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it just works  skyrim  oblivion  the elder scrolls  i wish i had a fun Skyrim happening to tell but my games have always been surprisingly cooperative with me  all I can think of rn is from what was actually like my first time playing  not too long after it was released  i was going over a mountain and my brother warned me not to do that but I ignored him  and I got attacked by a dragon  only the dragon ended up crashing into the mountain when it tried to land and glitching into the ground  so I was just able to beat it to death with a sword with it doing zero damage to me  amazing 10/10 




tooies

this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants